Funny quotes from the Texas Raptor Run

[whtrapta]

Co driver: you know if you f*ck up here going this fast it going to be really bad
Me: then I just won't f*ck up!

 

[Yukon Joe]

Co-driver while driving - "Joe, your truck really hug ***** the road"

Backseat driver - "I feel like I'm ******* a jackrabbit back here" - pre-stage 4 install

 

[Squatting Dog]

Co-driver while driving - "Joe, your truck really hug ***** the road"

Backseat driver - "I feel like I'm ******* a jackrabbit back here" - pre-stage 4 install

My wife said the same thing about my truck and she didnt want to drive. Then once RPG did their thing she couldnt wait...

-Greg

 

[Jackemuphigh21]

My Dad kept telling me "Son, you're gunna break your shit!!! You better slow this bastard down!!"
Me "what's wrong? Am I scaring you?"
Dad "well yeah, a little actually"

 

[BigScott]

Me: Hey, that's a double Yellow

son: What?

Me: DOUBLE YELLOW!!!

Son: Dad, I think I hit the skid plate

Me: No Shit son.

Now that is PRICELESS father son bonding time !

 

[MotuMute]

"Good to meet ya. Let us know what you f---ing broke"
BDRAG

 

[Squatting Dog]

"Those duratracs only have 2ply sidewalls, they won't make it around one lap"

"hope he has a lot of spares"

"look at that offset, those fenders will be torn off before the end of the weekend"

Some of the random quotes from the boys at IHOP looking at my truck for the first time..

After 150+ miles offroad and 600+ mile drive home.. No flats, chunking, no spares used, and my fenders are still well attached!

So how does that crow taste? Lol

-Greg

 

[BDRAG]

"Good to meet ya. Let us know what you f---ing broke"
BDRAG

Have you noticed my absense this week? This is the first time here since Monday I think?

I did way more damage to ME than the TRUCK. On the way back Sunday I started feeling like shit. Old man with old man issues kickin in I though. To many frozen Ding Dongs and to much Alcohol.

Well no dinner Sunday, No work Monday morn because I was in the E R. My pancreas is swollen but we think we got to it in time before it kills me. Won't know for a few more days if I am gonna make it or not. I went through this 8 years ago. Not fun. I have been in bed with nothing but pain killers and water since Monday afternoon.

I hope I survive or this may become the anual Pancreas Pounder Charity Run . HAHHAaa.

The truck is still where it was when I parked it Sunday night.

BDRAG

Oh my quote was, PETE says TURN LEFT! TURN LEFT! I had to ask you mean right? YES! YES!

 

[panda]

Wow Bdrag...good luck bud. That's terrible news, but you're stubborn enough to get through anything. Don't hestitate to shout if there's anything you need, us DFW guys have got your back for sure.

 

[Smokinjo]

Hope you get better soon!