Funny quotes from the Texas Raptor Run

[whtrapta]

I can honestly say after having met, you look nothing like your picture (avatar).

Ha! J/K Cody, thanks for letting me camp with you guys.

Haha that retard bird. It was not a problem, you are a pretty cool guy. Never got to see you on the track but heard you were pretty fast out there too.

 

[Squatting Dog]

Haha that retard bird. It was not a problem, you are a pretty cool guy. Never got to see you on the track but heard you were pretty fast out there too.

Yeah the old man has some driving skill! Hate to see him in an upgraded Raptor

-Greg

 

[Wilson]

Madcowranch has the advantage of chasing cows

 

[treypal]

Someone about whtraptas flogging of his truck on course. "and he only has a 5.4"

Hate to tell y'all. That extra hp doesn't mean much in the dirt.

 

[BigJ]

"Hey ya'll check THIS out!"

a russtling in the dark is heard

a red dot can be seen on a poll about 15 feet away

*TINK* *TINK* *TINK*

"This baby is accurate as sheeet!"

a pause

"Ah shit I hope I didn't hit my camel!"

-Carl

 

[whisler151]

"Oh, hey next time hit that one harder"
"**** THAT"
lol

 

[Dannboss]

Next time we are definitely going faster than 44mph over that one, but not over 45.

 

[Boss Hoss]

Madcowranch has the advantage of chasing cows

While wearing knee high rubber boots!!!!

 

[Madcowranch]

Yeah the old man has some driving skill! Hate to see him in an upgraded Raptor

-Greg

But my Raptor makes me feel young again!

 

[MotuMute]

"Holy shit!!! Oh dear God, please help me get out of this alive"

Paul/buddy/copilot - after the 1st turn Saturday morning. He drove his hummer all night and got there just in time to hop in my truck for the run - No prior off-road experience & got his cherry popped in proper fashion at the 1st Texas Raptor Run!

And :
"Ouch!!! Son of a bitch we're gonna need to edit the audio on this tape later"

After about the one thousandth cuss got ripped out our mouths. Good times!!