Stupid Things People Say About Raptors

[EdgeR6]

Every time I bring a new ride home, my neighbor says My cable better not go up.
Wait till he see's the raptor and I tell him I raising his bill, Joking LOL.

I work for the cable company so.

 

[rasco]

I was just asked if my truck was a Baja racing truck.


Thumb typed on my iPhone.

 

[firematt422]

My cummins can beat your truck.
My answer: Lets put em in the dirt and line up. I guarantee you will loose.

I just tell them, my truck can beat any [street legal] vehicle in a quarter mile, as long as I get to pick which quarter mile.

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"What's it like driving around $70,000?"
"I dunno, but I'll tell you after I get there. 42K for the truck plus mods... I haven't even broken 50K yet and she already kicks some serious ass."

-or-

"I dunno, multiply your car by 12."

 

[Sliver Raptor]

"taken it off any sweet jumps?"

- Why yes I have

"Why did you put those weird stickers on it...?"

- It is a Raptor... it came with it.

"Why do you mod at $50,000 truck, are you crazy?"

- ... you will never understand Mr. Prius.

"Is it worth it? My SS could beat it."

- Low rider....

 

[The Car Stereo Company]

what happened to your front bumper?

um, i drove the truck for what it was designed for

 

[BIRDMAN]

"6.2L holy crap! That thing must screw"
"Yeah it gets up and goes for a big truck"
"But gas mileage must be terrible, that's why I wouldn't buy one"

"Is it the gas mileage? Or maybe the two improperly fastened car seats in the back of your 95 Explorer that are full of empty Marlboro Red packs? Or is the fact that you clearly aren't working today when I'm simply at the gas station during my lunch break? Is that a Natural Ice in your cup holder?"

 

[SQAudiophile]

"Why do you have cameras on your truck?"

To watch peoples expression when I park on top of them. Lead, follow or get out of my way....

 

[Wilson]

Is that a raptor? I've never seen one, I've heard of them tho.
kinda ironic I didn't know what I was buying had to ask the salesman what the svt stood for. I just figured it would work good for checking irrigation's. now look at me been on frf for a year and think I'm a pro.

 

[ZTaylor]

"Why do you have 2 led light bars when you already have hid headlights? To see how many will flash me on the road until Im either forced off or get pulled over I simply reply.

 

[kawie95]

"why would anyone pay that much for a raptor. I could built a way better truck from an f150"