Need help with bird droppings

[Doctor Mike]

Ok guys, here’s a new one I believe ….does anyone have a surfire way to keep birds from Sh***** all over my truck?
It’s too big for my garage and they laugh at the fake owl I have overlooking driveway. I swear you’d think there was a flock of eagles in the neighborhood.
Skip the funny remarks and let’s have some help here!!! Lol
Thanks

 

[jchap711]

Sounds like a $hitty situation
Don’t get down in the dumps though
Stand up for yourself and don’t take any crap from those birds.

Unfortunately I don’t have a deterrent but I would suggest you wash it off asap and keep a coat of wax on your paint. It will etch into your clear coat esp with this heat

 

[Doctor Mike]

They nailed my old Honda Pilot as well and indeed it etched into clear coat and is like glue to get off ….. I got to come up with something else

 

[Nex]

 

[goblues38]

rubber snakes in the trees or on the roof?

 

[MurderedOutSVT]

 

[MurderedOutSVT]

A good wax and a pellet rifle?

 

[jchap711]

I am an animal lover so it pains me to make this suggestion but a BB gun might slow them down. Can’t crap if your not alive

 

[Irregular F150]

Get a couple of those 10x10 canopy tent things. Idk.

Its crazy but we have a few bird feeders and they dont crp on any of our vehicles so maybe feed them good LOL

If none of the above get collinite wax (im a big fan) and keep on top of cleaning any off if they do.

 

[Doctor Mike]

BB , pellet gun no good
Funny that bird looks in mirror and craps all the time!
I looked on Amazon and the majority of bird repulsive devices are mirrored . Glad I didn’t buy one.
I wish they made a battery powered owl or hawk with moving head and wings instead of those one piece statues that they get used to in a day or two