It sounds like you rednecks buy trucks because the engine sounds good, not for the capabilities. I'm sure you bought the loudest exhaust and the biggest loudest train horns you could find maybe you even have some chrome balls hanging. Embarrassing being part of this group.
My exhaust is just shy of being straight pipes, I did have the loudest train horns, and this truck makes my balls so big I don't need the chrome ones. What's your point?