Stupid Things People Say About Raptors

[SilverMoose]

To match his pants?

 

[rasco]

i met a dude that said that if he had a raptor hed drop it down...........

Grounds for immediate execution.


Thumb typed on my iPhone.

 

[Jordan@Apollo-Optics]

Just got asked if it was true that Ford would replace any part we broke for 50 bucks.

Shit that would be nice if it were true!

 

[Fred]

"I hate Fords, but I would drive a raptor" ...

 

[RV67]

I was at my sons football practice awhile back and there was a Know-it-all who told some other parents that "Those trucks are only available for persons in the military"

The other parents knew I wasnt in the military and when they told me what the "professor" had said we got a good laugh.And I was like were in the **** did he come up with that ?

I wish I would have been there when he said that.

 

[The Car Stereo Company]

I was at my sons football practice awhile back and there was a Know-it-all who told some other parents that "Those trucks are only available for persons in the military"

The other parents knew I wasnt in the military and when they told me what the "professor" had said we got a good laugh.And I was like were in the **** did he come up with that ?

I wish I would have been there when he said that.

here is the perfect case of "instant water, just add water"..........

 

[Night_Stalker]

The one I get all the time is you need to lift it.
The hemi guys always want to race.

 

[PropDr]

Grounds for immediate execution.


Thumb typed on my iPhone.

Don't call it execution, call it 'Extreme Late Term Abortion' ... perfectly legal

 

[blockdoc]

It would be chlorine in the gene pool.

 

[6point2]

I got this one from one of my friends, "Dude you could've bought a bad ass sports car for 45K"