Move 3TONFUN into other garage.
Shit wifes car is still in there. back truck down the driveway.
Move ************* Honda out of the way and into the street where it hopefully gets hit.
Move wifes car.
Pull 3TONFUN into real garage.
Connect phone to stereo, can't work on a vehicle with out music. Go inside and grab beer, can't work on vehicle with out beer.
Put on coveralls and boots. Safety first.
Open engine, look at rats nest of wires, think about doing something about that. I'll do it later
Move cardboard under the truck. Realize that truck is parked on cardboard.
Move truck out of garage.
Move cardboard
Move truck into garage
open hood again
clean out oil pan from last oil change
drain oil
drop plug into the pan of hot oil.
find only funnel that fits between bars on svc bumper so I don't have to take off the skid plate. somehow ended up back in the pile of funnels.
move pan to other side for the filter
spill old oil while moving
get 60 paper towels to wipe up mess
drain filter.
spill more oil because you opened it too fast.
get 50 more papertowels to wipe down truck and floor.
start fiddling with other stuff you've been meaning to fix for the last 3 months
remember you need another beer.
leave hot soldering iron on cardboard.
start small fire in garage
pour beer on fire to put out.
get another beer
jack up truck
try and take off lugnuts
spin wheel
drop truck
loosen lugnuts
jack truck back up
take off heavy ass tires
moves heavy ass tires
roll spare out of the back
watch spare roll down driveway and into ****** ************* Honda
kick Honda for being there
roll spare back up the driveway.
mess with bed lights and bed rack bolts
reorganize recovery box
realize tires still need to be out on.
put tires on.
crank lugnuts
drop truck
tighten lugnuts
fish out oil pan
spill more oil
fish drain plug out of oil pan
drip oil on floor going to get more paper towels
reattach drain plug and new filter
find big funnel for filling oil.
start to pour oil
watch funnel tip over and spill oil down the side of your engine
grab 2,356 paper towels
attempt to clean up oil
drink more beer
finish pouring oil
finish cleaning up
pick up heavy ass spare
throw back out
drop spare
watch spare roll down the driveway and into ************* Honda
give Honda another kick for being in the way
roll spare back up the drive way
drop tail gate step.
roll tire up into the bed
close bed
back truck out of garage
clean up all oil
clean self up
get asked by wife, why you aren't ready to go to dinner yet
total time: 6 hours, 34 minutes, and 17 seconds.
