Need help with bird droppings

[2ndFord]

Ok guys, here’s a new one I believe ….does anyone have a surfire way to keep birds from Sh***** all over my truck?
It’s too big for my garage and they laugh at the fake owl I have overlooking driveway. I swear you’d think there was a flock of eagles in the neighborhood.
Skip the funny remarks and let’s have some help here!!! Lol
Thanks

jchap711 missed (or more likely ignored) your line about skipping the funny remarks, but ya gotta admit he nailed it! The birds don't give a **** about what they hit, they're not trained dive bombers. So I don't think fake owls or rubber snakes on or near any vehicle serve as a deterrent. They're already avoiding getting to close to the truck, and just letting it fly as they fly by.

 

[OEMPlus Raptor]

.........OR! You can just buy a truck cover. I'm contemplating getting one too. My truck will not fit in my man cave either.

 

[Macdaddy]

Why is the obvious not said: a truck cover! It’ll take a few minutes to put on and problem solved.