What have you named your Raptor?

[SPRSNK]

Almost forgot...When I brought the truck home last year, the wife stopped talking to me for three weeks. I mean not a ******* word. When she cooked, she'd throw a second plate of food on the table as if she was daring me to come eat it. I think dogs have been treated better. All my friends laughed at my expense of course and as we got into that third week, I started wondering if I'd have to find a new home or something because the only noise she made was a demand to split up our checking accounts. So, one of my buddies coined the name "Homewrecker 150." Fortunately, it all blew over and the name never stuck but, I did threaten to get a "Homewrecker" sticker for a while.

That is because you did it wrong. My PreRunner mods is costing as much as a new truck...so I took my wife jewelery shopping in the Caribbean. She's happy as a clam

 

[fbmdkgad]

I have two orange trucks, a chevy colorado and the raptor.

The Colorado is - Little O
The Raptor is - Big O

 

[Squatting Dog]

Turanga Leela from Futurama...

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Even though my wife likes the name Drew:

-Greg

 

[pirate air]

The name is B-Raptor, short for Black Raptor.

Inspired by B-Rabbit; short for Brabbit Death Machine. possibly the sexiest but most deadry threat to humanity. the entire inspiration for the terminator movies, because he is half Man, and Rabbit Machine.. and he kills. oh yes, he does.

also known as,

brabbit
decoration in the shape of a furry animal that a girl can attach to her undergarments

 

[EternalChampion]

Moby ****

 

[Reptar]

REPTAR!

 

[sdraptor]

J-lo cause of her fat ass

 

[gcmj45acp]

J-lo cause of her fat ass

She may be a little thick in the bottom but, I'd happily let her make that up to me.

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That is because you did it wrong. My PreRunner mods is costing as much as a new truck...so I took my wife jewelery shopping in the Caribbean. She's happy as a clam

You're probably right but, I apologized and bought her $100 worth of flowers. That was WAY cheaper and easier than taking her jewelry shopping in the Caribbean. But, I wasn't quite done being an ass.

You see, we did indeed split the accounts at her request. So when I mentioned I'd earned a bonus at the end of 2011, she asked me what kind of bonus did "we" get. I grinned and said, "'I' got a enough to go buy a Mustang to go with my truck!" And that's exactly what I did. Only this time, she couldn't bitch about it. Yes, I'm living dangerously but, she seems to put up with me.

 

[JimT]

I don't have a name for my Raptor yet either but my co-workers who are envious as hell, call it the Craptor. I just smile and laugh at them because you know damn good and well they wish they could afford to own one for themselves.

 

[Brace37]

I ordered my 2011 SCREW while I was in deployed to Iraq...and it was delivered to the dealer about 6 weeks early. I had my ex-wife go pick it up for me. She said and I quote "this is the most badass truck ever!" ...and she started calling it Thor.

When it came time do the whole tax-title-tags, she asked if I wanted anything specific on the personalized plate...I've never had a personalized plate before, so I didn't really have anything in mind...so I told her do just make it manly and tough...so she had RAPTHOR put on there.

So now everyone just refers to my truck as THOR. I like it.