What have you named your Raptor?

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Had a big ass Dodge called the Blue Beast...The Raptor goes by "Darkness" or "Dark Knight." My Mustang's name is probably not all that original..."White Horse."
 

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*****, I spend all my money on her and she makes me all wet.
The wife started that,shes just jealous !
 
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We have a new Explorer and my daughter named it Dora, so my truck was named Boots.
 

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Ive never named a vehicle. Frankly putting a girl's name on anything kind of gives me the creeps. Anything in my life with a female name has caused me nothing but trouble!

Sure, its all great in the beginning, but then she is gonna start wanting more mods, and then she is gonna want to start spending more time at the shop to be with that "mechanic", and then she is gonna start setting off her seatbelt chime for no apparent reason. Then Im gonna say, hey, lets go off-roading, and she is gonna say, is that all Im good for? I just want to go park in the driveway, we never just park anymore....

yeah....that ******* bitch....Im gonna go kick my truck in the grill right now in fact.
 
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