What have you named your Raptor?

[gcmj45acp]

Had a big ass Dodge called the Blue Beast...The Raptor goes by "Darkness" or "Dark Knight." My Mustang's name is probably not all that original..."White Horse."

Almost forgot...When I brought the truck home last year, the wife stopped talking to me for three weeks. I mean not a ******* word. When she cooked, she'd throw a second plate of food on the table as if she was daring me to come eat it. I think dogs have been treated better. All my friends laughed at my expense of course and as we got into that third week, I started wondering if I'd have to find a new home or something because the only noise she made was a demand to split up our checking accounts. So, one of my buddies coined the name "Homewrecker 150." Fortunately, it all blew over and the name never stuck but, I did threaten to get a "Homewrecker" sticker for a while.

 

[Maxx2893]

Almost forgot...When I brought the truck home last year, the wife stopped talking to me for three weeks. I mean not a ******* word. When she cooked, she'd throw a second plate of food on the table as if she was daring me to come eat it. I think dogs have been treated better. All my friends laughed at my expense of course and as we got into that third week, I started wondering if I'd have to find a new home or something because the only noise she made was a demand to split up our checking accounts. So, one of my buddies coined the name "Homewrecker 150." Fortunately, it all blew over and the name never stuck but, I did threaten to get a "Homewrecker" sticker for a while.

Damn dude

 

[408RCLB]

Almost forgot...When I brought the truck home last year, the wife stopped talking to me for three weeks. I mean not a ******* word. When she cooked, she'd throw a second plate of food on the table as if she was daring me to come eat it. I think dogs have been treated better. All my friends laughed at my expense of course and as we got into that third week, I started wondering if I'd have to find a new home or something because the only noise she made was a demand to split up our checking accounts. So, one of my buddies coined the name "Homewrecker 150." Fortunately, it all blew over and the name never stuck but, I did threaten to get a "Homewrecker" sticker for a while.

yikes... my sister calls her black rap roxanne and my white rap is white lightning

 

[RatedSVT]

Well when I finally picked up my raptor from ford, they had asked me to name the truck so they could set up the sync account. So I told them leonardo. lol, But I gave it some more names, like torrent, iceberg. =)

 

[JuggNuttz]

The General Lee on Steroids

 

[whtrapta]

I don't have a name for my truck, but the GPS lady is called Karren. I often curse at her for calling the wrong person or lying saying its in the phone menu when I know its not.
And to shut up, I heard you say "left now" the last 3 times!

 

[fostercd]

I don't have a name for my truck, but the GPS lady is called Karren. I often curse at her for calling the wrong person or lying saying its in the phone menu when I know its not.
And to shut up, I heard you say "left now" the last 3 times!

I name my truck based on the GPS voices. At least on the Ford you can turn her town all the way with minimal interruption. On my honda you were stuck listening to her tell you directions which really sucked when you took a detour for a pit stop. Every 1 minute she would be like "perform a legal u-turn".

 

[Aaron]

I don't have a name for my truck, but the GPS lady is called Karren. I often curse at her for calling the wrong person or lying saying its in the phone menu when I know its not.
And to shut up, I heard you say "left now" the last 3 times!

Well, I haven't really named my truck, but my GPS on the other hand. I have lots of names for her!

The most popular with me being "Stupid ******". I think I get the most mad at her because she has to tell me that 911 Assist is set to off and 40 other things before my bluetooth music comes on.

 

[RKBA]

Carlos Spicywiener



Sorry but naming trucks and guns is

 

[BubbaRaptor]

Mine is named Kate, Kate Jones