What have you named your Raptor?

[keatonskidmore]

Mine is Boone, like Boone and Crockett

 

[swoop1156]

My old Supercab I named Jacqueline. I never got around to naming the Screw.

 

[Kanakry]

When I picked up my Raptor my buddies wife started calling it the Albino Dinosaur.

 

[scubaraptor]

Papa Smurf

 

[willis68]

My 2011 Blue Supercrew is named Babe, as in Paul Bunyan's Blue OX

 

[DirtNasty]

Mine has been lovingly dubbed

"baby ****"

By all my friends, well that is what they call me after i bought it. It's ok tho because my buddy who came up with that name is just pissed that i bought his wife a fancy box of chocolates, a really nice bottle of port and some flowers after i got him so plowed he stumbled into bed at 5 am(had to wake up at 6am to go to work). So not only did i come out squeeky ******* clean, his hot wife loves me and she now calls me prince charming.

BABY **** FOR LIFE

*moral of story, call me what you will but your wife will love me before i leave town.

 

[Madcowranch]

Mine has been lovingly dubbed

"baby ****"

By all my friends, well that is what they call me after i bought it. It's ok tho because my buddy who came up with that name is just pissed that i bought his wife a fancy box of chocolates, a really nice bottle of port and some flowers after i got him so plowed he stumbled into bed at 5 am(had to wake up at 6am to go to work). So not only did i come out squeeky ******* clean, his hot wife loves me and she now calls me prince charming.

BABY **** FOR LIFE

*moral of story, call me what you will but your wife will love me before i leave town.

Any dude buys my wife flowers and we're gonna have a "Come to Jesus" meetin.

 

[AngryBird]

Any dude buys my wife flowers and we're gonna have a "Come to Jesus" meetin.

Just tell the wife

"Baby... he's such a ****. I gave him the money and asked him to buy those flowers for you because I was super busy... they are actually from me."

 

[knine]

I learned you cannot name a truck before you drive it. All my vehicles were female names, but I have settled on "Sulley" from Monsters Inc. It's big, blue and roars.

 

[DirtNasty]

Any dude buys my wife flowers and we're gonna have a "Come to Jesus" meetin.

Then i would advise not entering in a game of "who can be the bigger ********" with me.


The above story still gets me traction when ever i need it a simple "do i need to order more expensive chocolates this time to get your boss to ok you going out?" gets it done every time now.