Two parking spots

[The Car Stereo Company]

no im talking about the .2"

 

[Sliver Raptor]

Yea i generally park diagonally in two spots in the farthest spot I can humanly find if it is a big lot that isnt very crowded. If it is crowded, just take up one and try to be next to a curb.

 

[Mike Hammer]

i call that my ***** size......

Ok for the record thats a .2 difference in the two measurements. Thats what you got down the basement?

And for the record, when you get older, it just matters if it works let alone the size.

And for the record, if size does not matter, why is the Raptor so big?

 

[sniperm]

Maybe top perch can solve these problems..Lol

I would never take 2 spots.. thats just asking to scratch me..

 

[Toms]

no im talking about the .2"

Still, I have never had a problem with parking in that thing.

 

[Reptar]

There shouldn't be any issue with taking up 2 spots if you park way out in east jabumblefuk with nobody else around, but for whatever reason jealous people just get more jealous and then do d!ck moves like park right next to you or worse when you aren't hurting anyone (different story if you're a d!ck and take up 2 spots in a crowded lot or up front in a lot). Heck even if you just park in 1 spot and park way out away from everyone else, there's still worthless pieces of chit out there that will specifically park right next to you just to **** you off.

Best tips for staying dent/ding free, and not incite those jealous azzwipes:

1-NEVER take up 2 spots. If it's up close/crowded and you don't fit in 1, you don't fit, find another spot. If it's way out and no other cars around, even if you don't fit in 1, park on both lines, or park barely over the other line, to show you weren't intentionally taking 2 spots. Since your way out in the middle of nowhere, nobody "normal" will park next to you anyway, and any of the jackazzes that would mess with you will mess with you anyway, but the odds are less if they see you shoehorned in a spot, than straddling the middle of 2.

2. Always park away from the crowd, but not WAYYYY out from the crowd, because then you stand out even more. I'll leave 1/2 dozen or so spots then park, rather than leaving 30 spots. Odds are during the time I"m in the store, those spots won't all fill up, and most people are lazy and want the closest possible spot. You park way out and isolated you stand out. You park away from the crowd with just enough of buffer spots that need to be filled before you get surrounded, you don't stand out nearly as much for those azzholes who just want to mess with people as you would if you're out in no-mans land.

3. Park next to an island if they're broken apart like that, 1 less person to park next to you if they do get out that far

4. Park uphill! Less chance of carts rolling downhill and smacking your paint. This is especially bad at walmarts lol

 

[hosseface]

There shouldn't be any issue with taking up 2 spots if you park way out in east jabumblefuk with nobody else around, but for whatever reason jealous people just get more jealous and then do d!ck moves like park right next to you or worse when you aren't hurting anyone (different story if you're a d!ck and take up 2 spots in a crowded lot or up front in a lot). Heck even if you just park in 1 spot and park way out away from everyone else, there's still worthless pieces of chit out there that will specifically park right next to you just to **** you off.

Best tips for staying dent/ding free, and not incite those jealous azzwipes:

1-NEVER take up 2 spots. If it's up close/crowded and you don't fit in 1, you don't fit, find another spot. If it's way out and no other cars around, even if you don't fit in 1, park on both lines, or park barely over the other line, to show you weren't intentionally taking 2 spots. Since your way out in the middle of nowhere, nobody "normal" will park next to you anyway, and any of the jackazzes that would mess with you will mess with you anyway, but the odds are less if they see you shoehorned in a spot, than straddling the middle of 2.

2. Always park away from the crowd, but not WAYYYY out from the crowd, because then you stand out even more. I'll leave 1/2 dozen or so spots then park, rather than leaving 30 spots. Odds are during the time I"m in the store, those spots won't all fill up, and most people are lazy and want the closest possible spot. You park way out and isolated you stand out. You park away from the crowd with just enough of buffer spots that need to be filled before you get surrounded, you don't stand out nearly as much for those azzholes who just want to mess with people as you would if you're out in no-mans land.

3. Park next to an island if they're broken apart like that, 1 less person to park next to you if they do get out that far

4. Park uphill! Less chance of carts rolling downhill and smacking your paint. This is especially bad at walmarts lol

Did you get that from my parking manual???

lol

 

[The Car Stereo Company]

its ok, we have the steps to protect us. if someone intentionally parks right next to you on purpose, slam your door open. give him a dent. im a get ahead, not, get even person. if you purposly do **** moves, expect me to be a bigger **** back.

 

[Richie_chi]

There shouldn't be any issue with taking up 2 spots if you park way out in east jabumblefuk with nobody else around, but for whatever reason jealous people just get more jealous and then do d!ck moves like park right next to you or worse when you aren't hurting anyone (different story if you're a d!ck and take up 2 spots in a crowded lot or up front in a lot). Heck even if you just park in 1 spot and park way out away from everyone else, there's still worthless pieces of chit out there that will specifically park right next to you just to **** you off.

Best tips for staying dent/ding free, and not incite those jealous azzwipes:

1-NEVER take up 2 spots. If it's up close/crowded and you don't fit in 1, you don't fit, find another spot. If it's way out and no other cars around, even if you don't fit in 1, park on both lines, or park barely over the other line, to show you weren't intentionally taking 2 spots. Since your way out in the middle of nowhere, nobody "normal" will park next to you anyway, and any of the jackazzes that would mess with you will mess with you anyway, but the odds are less if they see you shoehorned in a spot, than straddling the middle of 2.

2. Always park away from the crowd, but not WAYYYY out from the crowd, because then you stand out even more. I'll leave 1/2 dozen or so spots then park, rather than leaving 30 spots. Odds are during the time I"m in the store, those spots won't all fill up, and most people are lazy and want the closest possible spot. You park way out and isolated you stand out. You park away from the crowd with just enough of buffer spots that need to be filled before you get surrounded, you don't stand out nearly as much for those azzholes who just want to mess with people as you would if you're out in no-mans land.

3. Park next to an island if they're broken apart like that, 1 less person to park next to you if they do get out that far

4. Park uphill! Less chance of carts rolling downhill and smacking your paint. This is especially bad at walmarts lol

Sounds almost exactly how I park but I'll add for myself I always park next to a curve so there's one less car to ding me, and when I do park there I'm right against the curve so the side that's next to a car is usually a good bit away. So I'm getting more then one space but it doesn't stick out so some jealous punk won't hopefully key me

 

[Fred]

its ok, we have the steps to protect us. if someone intentionally parks right next to you on purpose, slam your door open. give him a dent. im a get ahead, not, get even person. if you purposly do **** moves, expect me to be a bigger **** back.

Bend over I got your "**** move"...you handsome devil...