Alright I will bite, here's what Sliver gets to do for a living.
I'm a Naval Officer, Surface Warfare Officer (Nuclear) by trait. I have the privilege of being stationed on the best ship in the fleet, (IMO) USS Jason Dunham where I am tasked as the Fire Control Officer and am being trained up to assume the role as VBSS (Visit, Board, Search, and Seizure) Boarding Officer for our next deployment. I work with some of the nation's hardest working and most dedicated men and women. I truly love waking up and going to work everyday, I have the coolest job in the world in my opinion.
As far as toys go I have one of the most bad ass 2011 Raptors around (IMO again) as well as a 2011 Tahoe Q5i boat which I enjoy but am looking to sell in order to have a down payment on my first home. No wife or kids, hopefully one day but not any time soon for either.
So there you have it. Sliver in a nut shell.