Payload SUCKS!!

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The Real Coolbreeze

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Hmmmmm........ my GT500 did in fact, totally suck off-road. My SLK55 sucks off-road even worse. That being said, I have to say, in all seriousness, the payload on my 13 Raptor, TOTALLY SUCKS! I looked in the user manual and glanced at the gvwr on the door pillar when I bought and everything kinda looked like my 12 f150 so I figured "cool! It's the best of everything!"... Then I put trailer brakes on it on the way home and...... now I'm starting to think I may have spent a bit too much time down by the creek frolicking with my daughters imaginary pet unicorns ... This is REALLY not much of a truck truck. Reality came crashing right in for me fairly quickly.....
So, that being said.... without ******** up the road handling (since that's what I really do with this thing), are air bags gonna be my best bet?
 

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haha ok I’ll bite; which one did you mean? Maybe you should have googles your own word. Oh yeah and just get the HD deaver’s already; what you need is specifically what they were designed for, increasing your payload.


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Definition of portentous


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pretentious
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Definition of pretentious


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b: expressive of affected, unwarranted, or exaggerated importance, worth, or stature pretentious languagepretentious houses
2: making demands on one's skill, ability, or means : AMBITIOUSthe pretentious daring of the Green Mountain Boys in crossing the lake— Amer. Guide Series: Vt.


You boys still at it I see. You need to go to the ice cream shop and each get a cone and go to the playground and swing awhile. Geebus.
 
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I think you are all, especially if you live in the east, missing the real question here. Where the hell exactly are these hundreds of miles of logging roads? I’m dying to drive on them. Are they open to anyone? Ty

Just head North of Moosehead and they'll never find you.
 
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