Thank GOD I am gettin old and can't remember ALL the stupid shit that happens every day. Like this one just this week.
I had a plumber comming by to replace my two bathrooms faucets and repair a toilet. NO JOKES there, just an old toilet. I know he is comming by at 10:00am. I KNOW the water will be off for 4 or 5 hours. So what do I do the night before? Take a slow working LAXATIVE! WTF was I thinking. About the time the water goes off I have to drive like a crazy man to the corner gas station.
As I run in the door the Camel Dude is looking as I have this really disturbing facial expression. I bark out, Where is the ******* as I grab my ass with both hands. He points as he pokes with his arm and I BARLEY make it before my ass explodes all over his nice clean bowl. SALAD SHOOTER! HAHhaaaaaaaaa. STUPID ASS~
BDRAG