MY TRUCK DIED in a 20 mph right turn!

[Squatting Dog]

BDRAG, would never let his truck get that low..

 

[BDRAG]

Sorry to hear about the problem BDRAG, but ******* your writing-style cracks me up.

Well I type like I talk. I have to give ALL the facts and a littlfe moe don't ya know! HAHahaa. If we ever meet you will know me if ya hear two sentances! HAhahaaaaaa.

BDRAG

 

[BDRAG]

Seriously, you need your own section bdrags (slightly *******) moments in history..

(refering to your blowing up shop air line)

Thank GOD I am gettin old and can't remember ALL the stupid shit that happens every day. Like this one just this week.

I had a plumber comming by to replace my two bathrooms faucets and repair a toilet. NO JOKES there, just an old toilet. I know he is comming by at 10:00am. I KNOW the water will be off for 4 or 5 hours. So what do I do the night before? Take a slow working LAXATIVE! WTF was I thinking. About the time the water goes off I have to drive like a crazy man to the corner gas station.

As I run in the door the Camel Dude is looking as I have this really disturbing facial expression. I bark out, Where is the ******* as I grab my ass with both hands. He points as he pokes with his arm and I BARLEY make it before my ass explodes all over his nice clean bowl. SALAD SHOOTER! HAHhaaaaaaaaa. STUPID ASS~

BDRAG

 

[BDRAG]

BDRAG is a bonafide LEGEND at FRF for his rants and tales.
I'd love to knock back a few cold ones with that guy.

I am sure we will have that chance one day. It all comes with being old, fat and stupid! AHhahaaaaaaa.

BDRAG

 

[BDRAG]

Believe that if the Raptor is close to empty a turn could cause the miles remaining to register a " 0 " and that's an instant shutoff.

Never sees below 1/4 tank or its $100 bill to fill.
BDRAG

 

[shelteredraptor]

You have me laughing out loud and in tears at the same time!! As usual, your style is hilarious!!

 

[ISFast]

Thank GOD I am gettin old and can't remember ALL the stupid shit that happens every day. Like this one just this week.

I had a plumber comming by to replace my two bathrooms faucets and repair a toilet. NO JOKES there, just an old toilet. I know he is comming by at 10:00am. I KNOW the water will be off for 4 or 5 hours. So what do I do the night before? Take a slow working LAXATIVE! WTF was I thinking. About the time the water goes off I have to drive like a crazy man to the corner gas station.

As I run in the door the Camel Dude is looking as I have this really disturbing facial expression. I bark out, Where is the ******* as I grab my ass with both hands. He points as he pokes with his arm and I BARLEY make it before my ass explodes all over his nice clean bowl. SALAD SHOOTER! HAHhaaaaaaaaa. STUPID ASS~

BDRAG

Thats some good shit! You really do need your own section

 

[Maxx2893]

x3 on BDRAG's Corner

 

[BDRAG]

What the hell are all you ********* DOING UP THIS EARLY? I am up trying out the new *******!
BDRAG

 

[ISFast]

At work pumping gas so these raptors dont run out.