"Brake Thoughts"
Brakes? Yeah....brakes are good.
When I was a kid, my dad would do all his own auto maintenance. Piece-meal. I remember one time he started a brake job. Removed the front brakes, then put the wheels back on. We hopped in the car to go get the new pads. He liked driving a little too fast. He cut someone off and I'm hanging on for life gripping the dash and the window pillar. I told him to take it easy and slow down, he almost just got us wrecked. He said (NOT joking), "They have brakes, don't they!??!" I turned red as a beet and yelled back, "WE DON'T! WHY WOULD YOU ASS-UME THEY DO??????????!!!?!"