Haha. Butt-hurt is Strong...
I'm not sure why everyone is 6.2 vs 3.5 so much. Buy what works for you. For me I wanted Horsepower, sound, and sheer grunt. Mileage is really not a concern of mine as any crew cab truck with 35's truck does not get "great" mileage. 3-4 mpg better if you drive like a grandma. If you prioritize MPG over horsepower that is your choice. I don't put many miles on and use it to tow for snowmobile trips and the occasional truck pull.
To me 6.2 boosted was the best reliable horsepower, and best warranty (certified used 100k warranty). More so than anything I am excited for what the 7.0 will be like with boost. I have no interest in bashing the 3.5. It just wasn't for me. Overall we know it is a great powerplant that makes plenty of power.