What Did You Name Your Raptor?

[HORN HIGH ACES]

I call mine 'your mom'. I just went for a ride in your mom. Last weekend I loaded a bunch of 2x4s into the back of your mom. Your mom needs an oil change because I've been riding her hard for 5000 miles. It never gets old....

 

[FordraptorHero]

whats wrong with sticking my **** in its gas tank?

 

[Aaron]

I have a pet but I just call him dog. Lol

It worked for the Lone Wanderer in Fallout:

 

[Raven13]

It worked for the Lone Wanderer in Fallout:

And John Wayne in Hondo, Dog was played by Lassie btw.

 

[FreightTerrain]

And John Wayne in Hondo, Dog was played by Lassie btw.

never saw hondo. his dog in "big jake" was named dog

 

[Raven13]

never saw hondo. his dog in "big jake" was named dog

Sure was. Hondo was based on a book by Louis L'Amour, one of my favorite writers.

 

[The258]

As a gag I named it babe after the blue ox from Paul bunyan and the blue ox. Though friends called it the blue bomber and that kinda stuck.

 

[98infinity]

I call mine "not even"

 

[Mluis11]

I call mine 'your mom'. I just went for a ride in your mom. Last weekend I loaded a bunch of 2x4s into the back of your mom. Your mom needs an oil change because I've been riding her hard for 5000 miles. It never gets old....

All vehicle are females.
-Some are sexy and some are not
-They come in many different sizes
-They are expensive and you're never done spending money on them
-They are unpredictable
-You always want one prettier that all your friends
-Not everyone can afford the best one
-Sometimes it's better just to rent one
-No matter how much you think you know, at some point you will be completely confused
-At the end of the day, you will tolerate all the BS just for the chance to take it for a ride

Thank you for helping me not regret reading this thread[emoji23][emoji109]

 

[Ironhorse07]

never saw hondo. his dog in "big jake" was named dog

This^^^