Stupid Things People Say About Raptors

[sabumaru]

I'd like to sell him some ocean front property in Arizona

Rather have something in colorado please
More in sync with dutch laws

 

[Wilson]

Just set a large glass of water with salt in it on your table Walla instent ocean

 

[RigChaser962]

Rather have something in colorado please
More in sync with dutch laws

Come on down. All the loose hippie ******* you can shake a stick at over in boulder!


Sent from two Dixie cups and a piece of bailing twine.

 

[BearClaw]

Standing at the condiments counter at Starbucks which faces the parking lot and a guy comes over to me and asks "is that your Dodge truck?". (note: the front of my truck is facing the window)

My incredulous look made him look twice at the truck, yet he still asked again "is that your Dodge truck?".

I said "the Fooorrrdddd tuck??"

"Oh yeah, it's nice" was his response

 

[Bulletnjm]

Standing at the condiments counter at Starbucks which faces the parking lot and a guy comes over to me and asks "is that your Dodge truck?". (note: the front of my truck is facing the window)

My incredulous look made him look twice at the truck, yet he still asked again "is that your Dodge truck?".

I said "the Fooorrrdddd tuck??"

"Oh yeah, it's nice" was his response

I sure hope he had vision problems

 

[BearClaw]

I sure hope he had vision problems

Now that you mention it, he must have been color blind too. He asked if I was the Raptor that parked at the train station everyday. I told him that was another Raptor (JPO's) and it is BLUE! (mine is Silver)

 

[GhostInTheMachine]

Not picking on anyone inparticular but a lot of these posts sound like daydreams.


TruckGangShit

 

[Madcowranch]

Come on down. All the loose hippie ******* you can shake a stick at over in boulder!


Sent from two Dixie cups and a piece of bailing twine.

lol. That's where I went to school.

 

[Blind1]

I sure hope he had vision problems

It wasn't me!! I didn't ask him that question.... Always pickin on Blind...

 

[Harblar]

I was debating on whether I should put this in the compliment or stupid thread, but here goes.

The other day I pull up to subway to get some lunch. Park front row right by the entrance.

I walk in an the kid behind the counter says: "Nice Raptor! Have you done any mods to it yet?"

I kind of turn and glance over my shoulder out the window at my truck.

It looks something like this:


I turn back around and say, "Well... One or two." hahaha

I then started listing off some of the bigger "hidden" mods I'd done to it.

It was kind of a dumb question, but the kid was cool though and started asking me other, more intelligent, questions about off roading and towing with it, etc....

That first question still floored me though! bwahaha.