He said "look"
I said "I want"
He said "hot damn"
I said "I want"
He said "hot damn"
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All I had to do was promise not to mod the truck. Quite possibly the shortest promise ever.
Long story..... Brother in law takes me on a trail in my 06 1500 2wd Silverado. I almost shit myself. Truck was 5 years old. I said "self, time for a big boy truck since I have a big boy job". Had a wedding COMPLETELY paid off( we are in August and wedding is in October). So I decided to get me a new truck. Told my fiancé to come with me. She cried up a storm about how selfish I was being and blah blah blah we need a house first and have to save for rainy days(all of them VALID reasons but I didn't give a shit, she drove a Bentley). So I go to the dealer and test drive a 2500HD Z71 and fall in love. It's full loaded. Fiancé is being a little baby. Mind you, the monthlies on te new truck were $124 more then the old truck which I could easily afford and it's a better truck. So she refuses to come to the dealership with me. Coincidentally my mom and grandma are down the street at dinner, they text if I wanna join and I ask them to swing by. They see the truck and say "listen, you're not married, don't have kids, and work hard and can afford if. You need a new tuck anyways. Just get it and be happy". I sign the papers, take it home, and sleep on the couch for 3 days all the while I'm being yelled at for being so "immature and financially irresponsible". Because my old truck was almost paid off. Oh well. A month later we break up. I lose my wedding money, and everything I got with our initials on it. $15,000. Yup. But I'm happy in my big ass truck. Lifted it and tricked it out. Fast forward to this June...I'm coming home from a midnight madness softball tournament at 6am. I turn down a side street taking a short cut, my(new)girl is asleep with her hoodie on in the passenger seat. I have a shaved head. I am going slow because I'm practically asleep at the wheel. Well I pass a car with 2 cholos in it. They get out and start screaming and waving their hands trying to flag me down. So I slow down even more and one of them pulls out a gun and unloads a full clip into my truck. At the first gunshot I immediately floored it and started swerving in the street so the bullets would miss. I called 911 and drive straight to a police station a few miles away. A few hours later and some changed underwear(LOL) my girl says "babe I think your truck is marked now, maybe you should trade it in". Good idea. So we went to the Chevy dealer. And the toyota dealer. She has a 2001 terminator Cobra and a GT500. She's a Ford SVT girl. She said " let's go look at Raptors". A few days later I got a Raptor and a few days after that I dumped my GF because she said this truck is too expensive to mod it and that Ford designed it perfectly. Now, I've got a modded truck with a GF who pays for some of my mods and she mods the shit out of her car. In the end, it all works out. I lost $15,000 from a wedding, a $40,000 2500HD, and an overall good woman. But now I've got a Raptor, a new house, and the best woman I've ever been with. Sent from my iPhone using Forum Runner
It was a case of mistaken identity says the cops. I look like a cholo and my girl had a hoodie on. Whatever.
Ya, i had to look it up.. cholo A cholo is term implying a Hispanic male that typically dresses in chinos (khahki pants), a wifebeater sleeveless teeshirt or a flannel shirt with only the top buttoned, a hairnet, or with a bandana around the forehead, usually halfway down over the eyes. Cholos often have black ink tattoos, commonly involving Catholic imagery, or calligraphy messages or family names.