We got quite a few ********* around here that create rolling roadblocks by matching the speed of the guy in the right lane. Then when the right lane opens up they increase their speed 10-15 mph. Also speed up on a 2 lane highway when there's a break in opposing traffic so you can't pass.
What...The...****. Makes me lose my mind. I swear to God I'm going to shoot the next POS that does this to me.
I ALWAYS find a way to make these shitbaggers pay for intentionally cockblocking traffic. I use the median or an onramp/offramp to blast around traffic and settle in - right in front of 'em. That's when the fun begins!
Turns out these little cocksuckers can dish it out, but they sure can't take it. I slowly start decelerating until the blinker comes on and they try to pass. They come SOOOO close but can never quite get around. I drop into third and nail it loudly at the last second - ah darn maybe next time try again haha!
Then when they come crawling up my tailpipe, I slow down some more and then back em off with a good long windshield cleaning spray session. Seems they don't much care for Raptor juice all over their precious hyper-miler.
Very animated these folks. What with all the light flashing and the honking and the hand gestures and the veins bulging outa their heads.
Some might say its wrong to give the passive agressive a little dose of their own medicine, but I prefer to think of it as giving these carpetbaggers some local lessons in offensive driving. Maybe they'll just move back where they belong!