One Mazda RX8 Got Traded In Today

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I was heading back to the office after lunch. I had a couple buddies with me, tunes cranked up in the Raptor. My wingman in the front seat looks down at the Mazda RX8 in the lane to our right. He tells me that the guy is looking over and creeping up to the line. His lane ends a few hundred feet ahead and he's clearly aiming to claim my lane. I inch the 35" BFG's forward, kindly letting Mr. RX8 know that he's going to have to work for it.

Doug is doubtful. He's a knowledgeable car guy and recognizes that the RX8 is reasonably quick... surely quicker than a 3+ ton 4x4 pickup truck.

The light shines green and Mr. RX8 hammers down on the throttle, the little triangle rotary under the hood flailing furiously, trying to build torque... any torque. No such problem in the Raptor. I brake-torqued the truck at the line and laid waste to the BFG's off the line. Mountains of torque ripped into the pavement and started dispatching the diminutive Mazda sports car. By the time the tires barked and announced second gear, I had nearly a truck length on him. To my surprise, I was able to creep away from him and increase my lead, leaving him plenty of room behind me to merge into my shadow. My buddies were shocked. I'm betting Mr. RX8 was more than stunned.

He made the next right hand turn, clearly heading for the nearest Mazda dealership to trade his sports car in for something capable of saving him from future embarrassment.:ROFLJest:
 

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Sweet!!

I will have to send you some of my Business Cards to throw out your Sun Roof next time.............................:peace:

randy
 

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I was heading back to the office after lunch. I had a couple buddies with me, tunes cranked up in the Raptor. My wingman in the front seat looks down at the Mazda RX8 in the lane to our right. He tells me that the guy is looking over and creeping up to the line. His lane ends a few hundred feet ahead and he's clearly aiming to claim my lane. I inch the 35" BFG's forward, kindly letting Mr. RX8 know that he's going to have to work for it.

Doug is doubtful. He's a knowledgeable car guy and recognizes that the RX8 is reasonably quick... surely quicker than a 3+ ton 4x4 pickup truck.

The light shines green and Mr. RX8 hammers down on the throttle, the little triangle rotary under the hood flailing furiously, trying to build torque... any torque. No such problem in the Raptor. I brake-torqued the truck at the line and laid waste to the BFG's off the line. Mountains of torque ripped into the pavement and started dispatching the diminutive Mazda sports car. By the time the tires barked and announced second gear, I had nearly a truck length on him. To my surprise, I was able to creep away from him and increase my lead, leaving him plenty of room behind me to merge into my shadow. My buddies were shocked. I'm betting Mr. RX8 was more than stunned.

He made the next right hand turn, clearly heading for the nearest Mazda dealership to trade his sports car in for something capable of saving him from future embarrassment.:ROFLJest:


It was the least you could do for him....Lol!


LOL. No sunroof but I can toss one out the rear slider.:waytogo:

HA, that's what you need, every time you dust someone pull a lever, James Bond style, and instead of tacs on the pavement they get Randy's cards sprayed over their windshield.
 

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Nice one Iceman!
It's a great feeling when you can smoke sports cars off the line. I have even more of a smile on my face dropping into 3rd gear at 60mph and passing them on the highway :)
 

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Doesn't the RX8 only have around or right at 200hp and even less torque? I don't even consider the RX8 a sports car with lame ass numbers like that. I realize it weighs a lot less than a Raptor, but is anyone here even really surprised by this road kill story.
 

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i used to have an rx-7. those rotary engines don't start kicking in until about 5k rpms. i know that's not the point but thought i'd share.
 

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the rx7 was a WAY better platform than the rx8 - huge bag of suck...

I've noticed that lots of folks feel the need to drag race me at stoplights, especially the hemi ram douchenozzles.
 
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