I bought my raptor last week . For the last 4 days it has been in my shop so I could layer ceramic coating(spray on but have the real stuff on order). I drove the truck today nice sunny day out of no where a flock(several hundred) of black birds flew over my truck. The poop carnage was not nice.
I know of your pain and have seen it first hand. A buddy of mine had a project car; an old Duster. I know, not in the same league, but he worked really hard to get it and mod it. one night it strands him and I am there to help him out and like a scene out of the Apocalypse, these black birds literally blot out the sun and the next thing you know we think we hear rain. Only it’s not rain, it’s bird poop. So we both dive under the open hood.
It passed in 20-30 seconds and his car is literally, completely covered in bird poop. My truck was pooped on, but not biblically covered in it like his Duster. I forever taunted him that car was cursed.
Get an exorcism. quickly. For the truck, not you