GQ's Douchiest Cars of All Time

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DirtNasty

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Im ******* pissed, there is no way some *** ass f350 ****** is going to out ****** my raptor!! Those ************* cant even clear a 4 foot jump with out smashing up their body work properly. I mean how can you rank the doucheyness of a truck with out factoring in how ******* it is to have a raptor like mine in suburbia (where the nearest desert is 2k miles away). I mean seriously, i want my ******* ****** crown already! I didnt work this damn hard all these years to buy something as outrageously obnoxious as a raptor, drive it from California to the east coast (passing a bunch of open desert) for nothing damnit.

******* bastard ass liberal conservative hippy capitalist media!
 

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im ******* pissed, there is no way some *** ass f350 ****** is going to out ****** my raptor!! Those ************* cant even clear a 4 foot jump with out smashing up their body work properly. I mean how can you rank the doucheyness of a truck with out factoring in how ******* it is to have a raptor like mine in suburbia (where the nearest desert is 2k miles away). I mean seriously, i want my ******* ****** crown already! I didnt work this damn hard all these years to buy something as outrageously obnoxious as a raptor, drive it from california to the east coast (passing a bunch of open desert) for nothing damnit.

******* bastard ass liberal conservative hippy capitalist media!


*******....word!
 

The Car Stereo Company

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hey ********....... i still got a minivan......... not for long though........

dont foget that gq magazine is written by a bunch of ****
 

Aaron

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yeah, GQ is a terrible magazine. I found a copy of it laying out over here and leafed through it and wished I could have that time back.
 

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Look. The fact that H2 is on there just shows that its not really not the "******" cars but the faggiest... H2, California, Prius, all the cars except the Diablo and Viper are all for ******. Literally, for women and ****...

Period.
 
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