GQ's Douchiest Cars of All Time

[DubbsFaris]

You guys are looking at this all wrong- Its a top car list for GQ readers...

Who reads GQ? Douches

Who writes for GQ? Douches

So when a writer puts up an article intended for GQ readers, they are going to want to do what? Discuss Douchebaginess and appeal to Douches...

:. In GQ ****** language that story reads- "Here are the top 20 cars YOU subscribers should be driving."

Its okay none of you got that, I didnt either. My brother-in-law walked into my office with that story up, and he said he read that and subscribes to GQ. He then went on to say he loves most of those cars....then it hit me! Of course, I just had to be able to see it from a ******'s perspective and now it all makes perfect sense.


My list?

Minivans are the top....not even a close second...
Then, at the risk of sounding non-PC...anyone with plates from Mexico...They tend to drive VERY slow and like they are lost...Keep in mind I live 100 miles from the border in the largest city this close to a Mexican border. One in 20 cars is from Mexico here, especially near any holiday.

 

[raptrcrzy]

Mazda Miata...

what about a miata with a roll cage and fully built turbo LS1 in it? still ******?


I plan on building one down the road for autox

 

[Blind1]

So did you walk the runway and all?

Yea, when I was Airman I did many FOD walks down the runway

 

[Fred]

what about a miata with a roll cage and fully built turbo LS1 in it? still ******?


I plan on building one down the road for autox

WHY? and YES?

 

[6gun]

And why, you might ask, did the F150 Raptor NOT make the GQ "Douchiest Cars of all Time" list?

Answer: read down through this jewel...

**** Star James Deen GQ Profile - July 2012: Celebrities: GQ

Methinks Fred has some splainin' to do....spill it, Fred....WAIT!! NO DONT SPILL ANYTHING, just post some pics of Kayden, Fred. Thanks in advance.

 

[DCX]

I like this idea. I would like to put the whole Toyota lineup if that's alright with everyone.

As a Toyota owner myself (FJ), I'd like to agree with this post

 

[Aaron]

As a Toyota owner myself (FJ), I'd like to agree with this post

Well they always say the first step is identifying the problem!

 

[Humvee21]

As a Toyota owner myself (FJ), I'd like to agree with this post

Lol! I appreciate that

 

[Fred]

And why, you might ask, did the F150 Raptor NOT make the GQ "Douchiest Cars of all Time" list?

Answer: read down through this jewel...

**** Star James Deen GQ Profile - July 2012: Celebrities: GQ

Methinks Fred has some splainin' to do....spill it, Fred....WAIT!! NO DONT SPILL ANYTHING, just post some pics of Kayden, Fred. Thanks in advance.

She would not release any photos...sorry...i do have a call into Lindsay Lohhan...JK

What a life...I think he has a Raptor...

 

[Maxx2893]

They did an interview with a pornstar, and it was a dude??? I officially don't care about their opinion on anything.