GQ's Douchiest Cars of All Time

[MrGreen33]

Hey...GQ writer...

 

[Fred]

a bunch of homos that dont know shit about vehicles.

GQ=Gentlemen *****

 

[Aaron]

I read all of the write ups for all of the cars, and the guy is an idiot first and foremost. So I didn't take it seriously. Secondly, with a lot of those cars, they're toys for people with money. Successful people, and in America, people are being trained to hate success (eg; calling them **********) so I'm not shocked by any of it.

I also highly doubt the story about the Ford rep on the F350 is true at all.

I take articles like that that mention the Raptor as compliments. The guy was right about the Prius though. Straight up ****** hauler.

 

[raptrcrzy]

city folk i tell ya

this.

IMO a lot of lexus's cut me off..now that I have an LED light bar and PA horn they usually swerve back into their own lane.

oh MINIVANS! WTF! theyre the #1 ******! I still get cut off by them, they dont give a rats ass and I want to run them over. thats why Ill never own one. ill walk.

I did meet a ****** ('10 raptor 5.4 scab, orange no graphix) who was in the bookstore, I saw him walk in (he was griping about how he got a speeding ticket for 95 in a 65 ) and I said "hey thats a nice truck you got there", his reply "ya it blows...literly, engine blew up twice while parked in the garage" ...... said it had the 5.4, I almost wanted to tell him "if you werent such a ****** and drive like one maybe it wont try to commit suicide.

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The guy was right about the Prius though. Straight up ****** hauler.

my mom drives a prius. and she does it really well, very well manored and not all crazy like...yep shes hard core ******


but other prius drivers: yes they are douches

 

[Humvee21]

I read the little bit that he wrote for the H2, since I'm somewhat a Hummer guy. He calls Hummer owners "self-appointed kings of the road whose particular brand of douchiness requires them to ride so high and mighty that it appears they are out to make a political point" which is very untrue. In fact, it is the opposite. I spend more time dodging tiny little cars with a bunch of ******** that cannot drive. Unlike them, I actually give a shit if my shit gets a dent in it. ******** in their ******* toyota corollas speeding in parking decks taking up the ENTIRE ******* LANE.

Oh, and if you call a Lamborghini Countach a "******* car" that's just a given that you're a complete ********.

 

[Aaron]

Oh, and if you call a Lamborghini Countach a "******* car" that's just a given that you're a complete ********.

well he did pick the one with the douched up federally mandated bumpers on it to use. I think without those it's actually a very cool car.

 

[Fred]

Had to bring then up...Minivans...those drivers are guilty until proven innocent in my book...

I try to stay out of their way..they will wreck you in a minute...

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well he did pick the one with the douched up federally mandated bumpers on it to use. I think without those it's actually a very cool car.

Aaron -like the new picture.. Truck looks good with the Flag in the background

These folks have been sniffing to much hair gel...

 

[Aaron]

Minivans are terrible. Thankfully my wife is in full agreement on that. I'll never have enough kids to fill a minivan so there's nothing it can do for me that my truck can't already.

Minivans are for people who have given up on life.

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Thanks Fred!

 

[RaptorSteve]

Let's make our own "Douchiest" list, I'll start...

Toyota Sequoia.

Now I don't mind the vehicle itself (though not for me) but it seems like Sequoia owners drive like ****** bags almost without exception in my experience.

 

[Humvee21]

Let's make our own "Douchiest" list, I'll start...

Toyota Sequoia.

Now I don't mind the vehicle itself (though not for me) but it seems like Sequoia owners drive like ****** bags almost without exception in my experience.

I like this idea. I would like to put the whole Toyota lineup if that's alright with everyone.