I went 11 years on my previous 4 wheeler, and traded the relatively archaic technology for the Rap. I think an 802a Raptor has about 2.25-2.5 x the technology of the most recent space shuttle. We made a costco run the 2nd day I had it and I did fairly similar. As usual, I backed into the parking space. There was a sign at the end of the parking space and on the way out instead of thoughtfully looking at the remote to unlock the truck, I inadvertently opened the tailgate right into the sign.
it left the tiniest of marks, but I am unable to let stuff like that go. I got touch up, and got to work on trying to improve it. After 10 days of trying I was still seeing the damage, so I headed up to the local body shop, he charged me 50 bucks and it looked as good as new.
BLASPHEMER! Move that peasant bike outside to make room for the Rap.