smurfslayer
Be vewwy, vewwy quiet. We’re hunting sasquatch77
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THIS is why Uncle Boris hasn’t been returning my texts. Damn, tell him the next time you see him that he missed out on a fantastic investment opportunity and that Olga is doing just fine.Mr. @durnant :
I would like to agree to your terms and even offer you an extra $10000usd on top. My great-great uncle is a Russian oligarch currently in a Ukrainian prisoner of war camp. Uncle Boris has vast sums of riches and would pay you handsomely for this Raptor R plus $30000usd markup upon his release.
I plea for your kind assistance in obtaining Boris’ freedom.
His bond can be bought for $130000 usd. If you send me the money we will agree to your terms once he is free.
Please send me your Venmo and PayPal account numbers as well as your mother’s maiden name and the name of your first childhood pet.
I look forward to doing business with you.
BTW, solid offer. @durnant would be a fool not to take advantage.
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