What Does Everyone Want for Christmas?

[iceman302]

A Red Ryder BB gun.

No, I won't shoot my eye out.

Yes you will. Santa doesn't lie. He's like Jesus. Only fatter. And red.

 

[6.2]

And I'm picking up myself some more Xmas gifts tomorrow

New skis for the sled, sled wrap, storage bag for under the seat, who knows what else.


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[JP7]

Yes you will. Santa doesn't lie. He's like Jesus. Only fatter. And red.

Lol. But I don't wear glasses, nor does my little brother stick his tongue on a frozen light post.

Damn, that's gotta be one of my alltime favorite movies.

 

[CineSLR]

The Fiance and I are the same way. She already got her iPad2 and I'm only waiting BC the transformer isn't out until the 19th.

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[iceman302]

Lol. But I don't wear glasses, nor does my little brother stick his tongue on a frozen light post.

Damn, that's gotta be one of my alltime favorite movies.

Its a classic. We watch it every year. My family is all from the midwest and we can relate to most of the movie. Hell, I've seen the results of the triple-dog-dare-tongue-to-the-frozen-pole.

 

[JP7]

Its a classic. We watch it every year. My family is all from the midwest and we can relate to most of the movie. Hell, I've seen the results of the triple-dog-dare-tongue-to-the-frozen-pole.

LMAO! I've been the result of the triple dog dare....
But I never ate smashed potatoes sitting inside the kitchen cupboards.

And hell, how cool would that lamp be in the living room? Stripper leg in lace stockings all lit up?

 

[iceman302]

LMAO! I've been the result of the triple dog dare....
But I never ate smashed potatoes sitting inside the kitchen cupboards.

And hell, how cool would that lamp be in the living room? Stripper leg in lace stockings all lit up?

"Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf."

My buddy actually has an exact reproduction of the leg lamp. Its not the real deal though... not fra-gi-le. Its been knocked over several times without breakage. I think drinking was usually involved.

 

[iceman302]

The Fiance and I are the same way. She already got her iPad2 and I'm only waiting BC the transformer isn't out until the 19th.

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That's exactly how you do it. The trick is to talk her into showing her cards and making her move first. That way you can go a little bigger. Do it backwards and the opposite will happen. Trust me.

 

[F=m*a]

I have my Raptor and the RPG bump stop kit so I am good.

I would like to wish for a cure for Muscular Dystrophy as my father, uncle, and little sister are all now dealing with the gradual degrading of their bodies and it's sad to watch.

I am extremely blessed and need to remind myself of that everyday!

We all need to appreciate every day as if it is our last. Every day above ground is a blessing.

 

[BIRDMAN]

If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one.


I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, ******, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?