'Twas the night before Christmas and all across the site
Every single person was posting, it was quite the sight.
The PMs were sent to FordService with care
In hopes that St. Crystal would soon be there.
Everyone was refreshing the forum, hoping for a response
But Crystal was sipping eggnog with her uncles and aunts.
Enjoy the visions of sugar plums dancing in your heads
And spend quality time with your family and friends.
Now, Raptor! Now, Explorer! Now, Focus ST!
On, Fusion! On, Super Duty! On, F-150!
Crystal will return on Friday, but she'd just like to say
May your Christmas be magical and Happy Holidays!