Stupid Things People Say About Raptors

[Raptorguy89]

Looks like you lost your front bumper Nice pictures though, looked like a great time!!

 

[rasco]

Man it was great.
I washed out of a turn into a big jump, pulled the bumper off, and made my copilot shit his pants!

RED DRAGONS

 

[WHYUMAD]

not stupid, but funny.

Some girl comes running to me when I'm getting in my truck from starbucks & says, "Can you wait 10 minutes, I called my bf to come see your truck & he's on his way over here now." I'm like...sure...ugh. He pulls up in some old lifted truck, sees his gf talking to me, & seemed mad. He just looked over the truck real quick without saying anything & told her to come on. She smiled & said she loved my truck when she walked off....He was MADDDD. That's the biggest kick in the balls to a bf, when ur gf tells u to see this other guys cool truck. lol.

 

[maswhite]

not stupid, but funny.

Some girl comes running to me when I'm getting in my truck from starbucks & says, "Can you wait 10 minutes, I called my bf to come see your truck & he's on his way over here now." I'm like...sure...ugh. He pulls up in some old lifted truck, sees his gf talking to me, & seemed mad. He just looked over the truck real quick without saying anything & told her to come on. She smiled & said she loved my truck when she walked off....He was MADDDD. That's the biggest kick in the balls to a bf, when ur gf tells u to see this other guys cool truck. lol.

My girlfriend always says "it's like you brought the prettiest girl to prom" whenever we are at some event that has a bunch of lifted trucks.

 

[WHYUMAD]

My girlfriend always says "it's like you brought the prettiest girl to prom" whenever we are at some event that has a bunch of lifted trucks.

lol true that. I felt bad for him tbh. I think it mad him madder when he heard the truck start & the blower whistle. She did ask how much for all pf it & was speechless when I gave her the $ amount.

 

[Labraptor]

Today after looking at my truck for a while and looking at the 6.2 badge "this thing has the same engine as the Taurus SHO doesn't it?" Then he started in on how 5th wheels should be "built in from the factory." I told him we had to take off and have a nice day then got out of there.

 

[RAPTORSV]

Is it supercharged? "You should have got the supercharged."

 

[Humvee21]

Last week "does it have a loud button?"

 

[Gen1Rap]

So I'm loading up some twin mattresses in the Costco parking lot and it's hot outside and I'm sweating. So I hit the remote start to cool the cab while I'm loading. This 50+ year old tree hugging Prius owner that was parked next to me comes over and looks in my truck, turns to me and says, "There's no one in there?" I knew where he was going with it and I was already not in the mood. I told him, "You're right, YOU got a ******' problem with that!?" His eyes got big and he simply turned around got in his ************* and drove off as I glared at him the whole time.

 

[BANE]

"nice truck'' "how much did it cost" "i want one but im still locked in to my truck"