Stupid Things People Say About Raptors

[JD_27]

Last week "does it have a loud button?"

I just got that same question??? Um...yes, and MBRB turndown and the right gas pedal.

 

[LandFill]

I was on FRF this morning and get asked, "What are you buying now?" I say "I'm checking out off road lights for night driving".
Then I get my first...
wait for it...
My girl states, "You love that truck more than me"!?!, in a statement/question sort of way. I guess, that I hesitated to answer her remark a millisecond to long? Or maybe when I said Ummm? Hey I was joking, halfway anyways... She has no sense of humor when it's hot!

 

[nohel]

My wife says that all the time to me!! I told her I'm going to find a way to get my sync to say I love you when I then the truck on.

 

[RajunCajun37]

I don't race under any circmstances. It's pointless childishness.

I'll race any chump any time at the DRAG strip. If a clown wants to race I'll even pay their entree fee. 5.4's, 5.0's, eco-boost and diesel's can all get some. POINT is, it's freak'n fun. Win or lose it's a blast going to to drag races.

In the right environment why not race? It's in our DNA, gotta keep that shit off the street though. Snapped a nasty 2nd tonight around 35 mph and killed the BFG's.

Drove my brother's crew cab 4x4 5.0 all last week. Never even chirped a tire. Hauls ass zero to 60 mph. But from 60 on up it get's a lil boring. Looking for 100 mph OFFROAD but got bored at 85 mph and backed off. Rode in an eco-boost 4x4 crew cab as well. Guy said "this truck is crazy fast." Did a 20 mph roll on and got bored at 55 mph so I changed the subject. "How bout them Saints?" I said. IT AIN'T EVEN FOOTBALL SEASON!!

When People ask to race just ask them which Drag Strip they wanna meet at.

people always ask me why I got a Raptor when the eco-boost is faster. 1st, it ain't faster. 2nd, I say " Anyone can buy an eco-boost. I can't go to the liquor store without seeing 10 freak'n eco-boost trucks.

 

[Cris]

So I'm loading up some twin mattresses in the Costco parking lot and it's hot outside and I'm sweating. So I hit the remote start to cool the cab while I'm loading. This 50+ year old tree hugging Prius owner that was parked next to me comes over and looks in my truck, turns to me and says, "There's no one in there?" I knew where he was going with it and I was already not in the mood. I told him, "You're right, YOU got a ******' problem with that!?" His eyes got big and he simply turned around got in his ************* and drove off as I glared at him the whole time.

Prius crushing starts at 24:30

Tank Smashes Prius! Toyota Prius Battles AMC Gremlin & Suffers Crushing Defeat - Roadkill Ep. 17 - YouTube

 

[Captain Awesome]

Prius crushing starts at 24:30

Tank Smashes Prius! Toyota Prius Battles AMC Gremlin & Suffers Crushing Defeat - Roadkill Ep. 17 - YouTube

We need more videos like this LOTS MORE!!

 

[Cleave]

I had to stop that video to go to youtube, thanks for letting me know a new episode of roadkill came out

 

[E63]

Prius crushing starts at 24:30

Tank Smashes Prius! Toyota Prius Battles AMC Gremlin & Suffers Crushing Defeat - Roadkill Ep. 17 - YouTube

That was fantastic, I F'n hate Prius(s), but then I was hoping they would smash the Gremlin too. Remember the advertising: "Hey Lady, where's the other half of your car?".

Gremlins and VW buses were the POS slow ass vehicles of their day.

 

[RAPTORSV]

prius shooting - YouTube

 

[Nv Guy]

That was fantastic, I F'n hate Prius(s), but then I was hoping they would smash the Gremlin too. Remember the advertising: "Hey Lady, where's the other half of your car?".

Gremlins and VW buses were the POS slow ass vehicles of their day.

Everything was a slow ass POS back then. Like the Vega and Pintos were such rockets... The Gremlins with the 304 V8 did all right on the street.