Stupid Things People Say About Raptors

[Wilson]

Lower class to upper poverty.

 

[Raptizzle]

Started from the bottom, now we here.

 

[The Car Stereo Company]

What do I look like?

you really want me to answer that?

 

[Hole Shot]

Had a guard while randomly searching my truck coming onto a military base. "So what's so special about these things?" I said well your crawling all over it you tell me.


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[RaptorWifey]

Just stopped at the Ford dealership near OrangeAddict and Witchy's house for a part they had in stock. While Joe is inside all the sales people come out staring. I give them a little toot from the train horn. They come over and i get
"what's a night raptor"
"is this a special edition"
"Did it come with this paint job"
"how much do they cost"

Ummm...apparently that dealership does not see many raptors.

 

[Hole Shot]

This is how I see the conversation going....
Q: What's a night raptor
A: it's made completely of unobtaninum
Q: is this a special edition
A: uh yea it's the night raptor edition, Duh!!
Q: Did it come with this paint job
A: uh Yea you didn't see it in the limited edition brochure?
Q:How much do they cost
A: if you have to ask you can't afford it !! (Winks,Blows kiss and rolls up window)
You would have had them looking and talking for years. Prob. Gonna talk for years about your raptor for years anyway.



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[scarrjack]

Guy at work keeps telling me I should lift it and put on chrome 22's

 

[RigChaser962]

Guy at work keeps telling me I should lift it and put on chrome 22's

.... Just look at him and smack his mouth one good. Then walk away.


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[RigChaser962]

Did we magically run out of ******** people or what? Bump!


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[sabumaru]

Did we magically run out of ******** people or what? Bump!


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Not a dumb remark
But ******* law

Here in the netherlands you need a truck ( like big rig) licence to drive a F250

Maximum tow weight is 650kilo ( 1500lbs) unless you have a special tow license

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