iSurvive
FRF Addict
TRR Tips - What your mamma won't tell you:
- The hookers at TRR work for rides, beer, and raffle tickets!
- Always grab the crotch of any potential ****** to check for balls (Rasco will try anything to hook up).
- Never, ever accept a ride to the Lake House (people don't come back).
- Make sure your Last Will is updated BEFORE you go for a ride with Mapman in his side-by-side.
- The last guy that took a ride with Rasco shit his pants and called him every name in the book.
- Night runs are not authorized - Trey will hunt you down and send you home to mamma.
- Never trust anyone drinking from a sippy cup - it ain't apple juice.
- Don't bring cash or credit cards - the SDHQ trailer will suck you dry (too much cool shit).
- If someone calls a "Code Red", remain calm, stay in your vehicle, and don't ask questions.
- Puking on the first lap is common for some passengers and drivers (take your helmet off first).
- If you think there's a snake in your sleeping bag - there IS a snake in your sleeping bag.
- If you think someone's trying to scare you with a plastic rattlesnake - it's not plastic.
- Wear shoes into the showers - many guys do not have wives (or hookers) at TRR
- Don't let Special Ed get his head into your truck cab.
- Always ride with your windows open - the dust is never a problem.
- Raffle tickets are a scam - don't buy any - I will buy lots of tickets, but ignore what I do.
- 50% of everyone who thinks the items in their truck bed are securely strapped down, FAIL the test.
- Just because you think you are fast, doesn't mean you are fast - check your six for drivers wanting to pass.
- If you think you see my truck twice in a short amount of time - you've met my twin Mary Kate.
- Put yourself in a compromising position (e.g. brush your teeth topless) and someone WILL take your picture.
- If you have rear-facing lights on at night - it does NOT help the driver behind you see the road.
- By the second night, beer and ice become currency.
- The most dangerous of the exotic animals on the ranch is the.... ********.
- The Army of Darkness is not a fairy tale - consider yourself warned!
- The hookers at TRR work for rides, beer, and raffle tickets!
- Always grab the crotch of any potential ****** to check for balls (Rasco will try anything to hook up).
- Never, ever accept a ride to the Lake House (people don't come back).
- Make sure your Last Will is updated BEFORE you go for a ride with Mapman in his side-by-side.
- The last guy that took a ride with Rasco shit his pants and called him every name in the book.
- Night runs are not authorized - Trey will hunt you down and send you home to mamma.
- Never trust anyone drinking from a sippy cup - it ain't apple juice.
- Don't bring cash or credit cards - the SDHQ trailer will suck you dry (too much cool shit).
- If someone calls a "Code Red", remain calm, stay in your vehicle, and don't ask questions.
- Puking on the first lap is common for some passengers and drivers (take your helmet off first).
- If you think there's a snake in your sleeping bag - there IS a snake in your sleeping bag.
- If you think someone's trying to scare you with a plastic rattlesnake - it's not plastic.
- Wear shoes into the showers - many guys do not have wives (or hookers) at TRR
- Don't let Special Ed get his head into your truck cab.
- Always ride with your windows open - the dust is never a problem.
- Raffle tickets are a scam - don't buy any - I will buy lots of tickets, but ignore what I do.
- 50% of everyone who thinks the items in their truck bed are securely strapped down, FAIL the test.
- Just because you think you are fast, doesn't mean you are fast - check your six for drivers wanting to pass.
- If you think you see my truck twice in a short amount of time - you've met my twin Mary Kate.
- Put yourself in a compromising position (e.g. brush your teeth topless) and someone WILL take your picture.
- If you have rear-facing lights on at night - it does NOT help the driver behind you see the road.
- By the second night, beer and ice become currency.
- The most dangerous of the exotic animals on the ranch is the.... ********.
- The Army of Darkness is not a fairy tale - consider yourself warned!
