You have to forgive me.
I've spent many moons in a cold dark place where the open forest roads are prohibited and the desert is unseen. It's an unfriendly place filled with lunatic drivers in diesel spewing micro hatches and roads too narrow. I would often hear tales of these marvelous vehicles doing unspeakable things at mythical rates of speed in mysterious lands. One can only imagine and dream that one day, maybe one day, I too could drive my chariot of horsepower and suspension travel through the sands of America and not fear the repercussions of a government too near sighted to cage a beast such as this.
But alas that day is upon us....
