My Wife just puked in my Raptor

What do I do after my wife just puked in my new Raptor?

  • Tell her I need a new 2020 Raptor since my 2019 was puked in

    Votes: 25 14.0%
  • Trade my Gen 2 for a Gen 1, cuz I’m obviously gonna have cam phasers issues at some point

    Votes: 7 3.9%
  • Trade my wife for a new one

    Votes: 39 21.9%
  • Tell her I need $2000 worth of mods to fix the carpet issue

    Votes: 28 15.7%
  • Do nothing now, just bank the whole episode for when I do some stupid shit in the future

    Votes: 79 44.4%

  • Total voters
    178

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Oldfart

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A serious answer now, if the smell lingers pull the carpet on a nice sunny day and pressure wash it. Don't go full animal on it, but give it a good cleaning. Leave it in the sun to dry and deodorize. The UV rays of the sun are a natural deodorizer. It will not damage the carpet and any biologicals will be gone for good. The guys that repair flood damaged cars do this all the time. Tell your wife if she does it again, you may have to trade her!
 

Santiago Palacio

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Team, looking for some advice here. My wife just puked in my less than 6 week old Raptor. No joke. I don’t know how to handle this. I’m at a loss for words. I took her to the western part of VA for her birthday...did a bunch of taste testings at some wineries...ended up with Linden Vineyards Chardonnay all over my passenger side mat and onto some of the carpet.

She says she feels really bad, but I don’t know where to go from here. I’ve read about unforgivable sins and not sure where this falls. Looking for some guidance.
Clean the truck and trade in for a 2020
 

borzraptor

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Do what you want with your money regardless of what she says, sheesh.. since when were men consulting WOMEN of all people about their financial decisions LOL
 
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