My first wash...

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keatonskidmore

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washing your Raptor for the first time is a pleasurable experience. It's kind of like watching **** for the first time. When you're done you just sit there for a minute, staring, wondering what the hell just happened.

All you know is that your arm is tired, you're sweaty, and and you're gonna have to do it again soon.

wow. That couldn't have been any more spot on..
 

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End of week one mods total:
-LineX
-LoJack
-iPhone powered cradle
-Middle perch adjustment

Plans for next week-
-get the dealer to fix my stripped antenna mount. Confirmed stripped by a Tech as I was leaving tonight.
-Got a Stubby but can't get it on (sounds like a personal problem, eh?)
-Window Tint; match the fronts to the rears (20% AFAIK)
-Order bed cover; most likely Retrax Pro
-Obtain estimates for painting bumpers and fenders.

Not a bad start, in 2 weeks total of owning mine now ive done tint, cai, exhaust, weathertechs, tonneau cover, shorty antenna, recon 3rd brakelight, and leds under the hood and in the cab :waytogo:
 

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washing your Raptor for the first time is a pleasurable experience. It's kind of like watching **** for the first time. When you're done you just sit there for a minute, staring, wondering what the hell just happened.

All you know is that your arm is tired, you're sweaty, and and you're gonna have to do it again soon.

Oh my God, I just spit coffee everywhere!!!

I'm going to have my son use this as an example of a simile in English class today.:rotflmao:
 
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washing your Raptor for the first time is a pleasurable experience. It's kind of like watching **** for the first time. When you're done you just sit there for a minute, staring, wondering what the hell just happened.

All you know is that your arm is tired, you're sweaty, and and you're gonna have to do it again soon.

That is one freakin hilarious euphemism...

Me: "Honey, since you've got a headache, I really need to go wash the truck."
Her: "At 11pm? I swear you love that truck more than me. That's the 5th time this week!"
Me: "And there are still 3 days left."
 

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Reading all of these posts is making my tour go that much slower in anticipation of flying home and going straight to the dealership.
 
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