So the little truck was out one day playing with all his friends, but none of them wanted to play off road. All the GMCs, Chevrolets, and Dodges wanted to play on the street. The little trucks mother told him, "that's what's called a poser." What was worse was his next door neighbor Toyota would run as fast as he could but always ran into things because he couldn't slow down. And little Nissan was just so plain ugly that his mother would tie a bone around his neck so the dog would play with him. Anyway I digress....the little Ford was wondering in the desert and came upon a magical shack that had three big bold letters painted on the side that were...