Huck, I've never met you but I find it hard just based on the character of your all your post on FRF that you would ever be embarrassed.
I had a lady friend with me. We got stuck twice. Once on the way to the ski hill. Another down some back forest roads hunting for a waterfall she found on a map.
Where they failed met he worst was looking for that damn waterfall. No cell service, near the edge of a reservation, i think actually on the reservation and the main road was 30 miles back.
Luckily i had a shovel and 4 sand bags in the back. Even then i would of never got back on the road, there was a 6" rise from the shoulder to the road, and with the packed snow, the grabbers had nothing to get over it. It was geting cold, -10F and the sun was setting. I thought i would have to spend the night in the truck. Luckily i had extra fuel.