I Feel Disrespected.

[Sassquatch]

I was out for a lovely stroll to the local Starbucks with my wife and two kids in tow. Just grabbed my nice hot white chocolate mocha and on our way back home when I rolled up to the stop light. Next to me looks like a normal Ram Rebel however I noticed a 4" badge on the back that let me know it was a TRX. The marker lights looked like they were stolen off of a bike and duct taped on.

Rolling up Mr. TRX had all of his windows down, sleeves rolled up and, from what I can remember, was smoking 3 cigarettes. He revved the engine once and I took a glance back at my two kids in the back, making sure they were snuggly fit into their carseats.

[Red to Green] - Before I could even turn around the TRX had sped off. Easily getting up to 60mph on a 30mph road right through the middle of the village (NY village). I could only laugh as there was zero chance I was going to risk spilling my mocha all over my new truck.

 

[LPZML]

 

[atxdivebezel]

I'm laughing while drinking a venti cold brew i just picked up in my gen 3...

 

[tabvette]

And then you easily passed him by, as he had to stop at the next fuel station.

 

[beachz]

SMDH... hot white chocolate mocha crotch is a medal of honor. You gotta represent, brother.

 

[Ifly4vamerica]

I'm laughing while drinking a venti cold brew i just picked up in my gen 3...

THIS +1

 

[RotorOver]

I think in Call of Duty that is the "Save the Mocha" badge.

 

[ARB]

And then you easily passed him by, as he had to stop at the next fuel station.

LOL
You ain't kidding. Those TRX's suck down fuel.

 

[puffyshirt]

Can you imagine what his corresponding thread is like over on the TRX forum?

 

[JohnyPython]

I flubbed the gas pedal once with my Birkenstocks - not the best for racing but handy to slip on to pick up a chai latte.