Well IRON, as a Canuck who spent 3 years in Houston, I found I couldn't keep enough beer in me to catch a buzz so I developed my own recipe...
{Oh, and between your step 3 and step 4, one must take care to avoid ending up with that "I love sailors" tattoo from one's ever-supportive friends in the grooms party...}
Step 1. Start with glass of Shiraz. May as well use a mason jar, as you wont have to reload as often (1 bottle = 2 glasses)
Step 2. Gear up and head for trails avoiding roads.
Step 3. Load traveller mug with more Shiraz - Start trails with buddies.
Step 4. Back up and pick up lid for traveller where you left it on the running board. Blow dust off and nsert lid - tighten 1/4 turn to keep wine off shifter housing.
Step 5. Ride all day repeating Step 3 as required. Stop half way somewhere and share bottle of frozen butterscotch schnapps with buddies - helps keep the dust down...
Step 6. Make way back home safely avoiding roads...
Step 7. Switch to Patron and fire up the pressure washer. Clean important parts on underbody or whatever the hell you feel like at that point.
Step 8. Light bonfire in backyard, kick back and finish Patron...
lol..sounds like to much work for me..I'll just skip to the last one with the bonfire hahaha.
