Gen1 owner being a ****

[smurfslayer]

^Don't forget the DC Metro area. We have more ***** and bad drivers than anywhere else in the world. God forbid you own a motorcycle in the DC area. Chances of living are very slim....On a side note, I wave at all Raptor owners...Gen1 and Gen 2. Let be nice to each other!

The 3 most frequently spoken languages in the DMV are:

1) New York
2) Spanish
3) English

in that order.

We have basically sanctuaries for illegal invaders - some inaccurately call them ‘immigrants’, in the entirety of the DMV with the exception of Prince William Co, VA. You can get a driver’s license with a pulse, speaking the native language or even understanding road signs or rules of the road is purely optional. The area is so overpopulated that over half the “Metro DC area” population would starve in a matter of weeks without trucked in supplies.

 

[SHAI HULUD]

Time to move west son! We're always friendly out here regardless of the gender of your truck, Lol! In all seriousness, all Raptors are bad ass trucks! I really don't get the generation wars thing. Unless, of course, you're rocking wheels larger than 18". That's the cardinal sin you know?

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[Snowsled]

I live out west, drive a gen1... and I am a ****, as some have already discovered on the forum.lol Actually I am pretty easy going especially since I got rid of that Power Wagon and its associated gayness. I feel much better in a gen1 Raptor, suits my particular set of issues better I guess...

I don't go around flipping other Raptor owners off though, that seems a bit unnecessary.

I will never understand choosing to live in or around a city though. I grew up in the suburbs but escaped that for the wild wooley west long ago. Life is better this way. I just need some damn snow because I am freaking out not being able to ride yet...

 

[Aaron]

I'm sorry I flipped you off...

I just thought you needed to learn a life lesson...

"See, there are three kinds of people: *****, ******* and ********. ******* think everyone can get along and ***** just want to **** all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your ********. And all the ******** want is to shit all over everything. So ******* may get mad at ***** once in a while because, ******* get ****** by *****. But ***** also **** ********! And if they didn't **** the ********, you know what you'd get? You'd get your **** and your ***** all covered in shit!"

 

[AndysLog]

enemas

 

[allenfrx]

Saying "can't afford" definitely makes you a ****. Saying "V8 better" might make you a ****. Racing two raptors when we already know the V6 is faster makes you a moronic *******. Racing in a truck at all makes you a jack ass, i mean that's what sport cars and bikes are for and im sure you can all afford those to? You don't see corvettes out in 6 inches of mud so why would i want to see two trucks....both slow as shit...Just one slower than another race...is it the same fascination people have with watching the special olympics??

By the way, i can't afford a Gen 2 because i have sports cars that cost way more than your gen 2, V8s are better and who wants to race trucks?

Joking guys...calm down. Just poking the bears. (But its all true).

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