Ford Performance vs. SVT

[xrocket21]

If you believe some people here, SVT's were built in clean rooms by a bunch of guys with pocket protectors using jeweler tools.
Ford Performance are built in a horse barn, by guys that may or may not be wearing shoes, with a hammer and some vice grips. Oh, and only on Fridays after 5pm.

Sounds like it was just a branding update.

you have to throw the word "bespoke" in there and talk about "limited production, numbered, etc." as well

 

[hedonist222]

Pocket protector is to keep pens from leaking ink into a nerds shirt pocket. Protractor is used to measure the angle of your dangle.

I know the difference.
And still prefer that the SVT had protractors not protectors.

 

[DanT]

If you believe some people here, SVT's were built in clean rooms by a bunch of guys with pocket protectors using jeweler tools.
Ford Performance are built in a horse barn, by guys that may or may not be wearing shoes, with a hammer and some vice grips. Oh, and only on Fridays after 5pm.

Sounds like it was just a branding update.

 

[DanT]

You forgot with 50% of their teeth missing...

 

[SS308]

If you believe some people here, SVT's were built in clean rooms by a bunch of guys with pocket protectors using jeweler tools.
Ford Performance are built in a horse barn, by guys that may or may not be wearing shoes, with a hammer and some vice grips. Oh, and only on Fridays after 5pm.

Sounds like it was just a branding update.

You forgot, the interiors of the Gen 1's were also built and installed by ****** women...

That explains the superiority of the Gen 1's over the Gen 2's... LOL!

 

[GCATX]

You forgot, the interiors of the Gen 1's were also built and installed by ****** women...

That explains the superiority of the Gen 1's over the Gen 2's... LOL!

Probably so. It takes a real man to even pick up a Fox 3.0. They should put a sticker under the Gen2 hood that reads "Somebody gettin' pregnant tonight!"

 

[sixshooter_45]

Pocket protector is to keep pens from leaking ink into a nerds shirt pocket. Protractor is used to measure the angle of your dangle.

LOL!

Yeah it measures the angle of your dangle in proportion to the heat of your meat to make sure it's in line with your spine and the mass of your ass.