Lol no need to be sorry, I couldn’t imagine myself living there either.
Montana/Idaho sounds like your best bet if you can handle the cold. I like the cold weather and the outdoors, so I’ll be moving back to the Northwest.
If push came to shove, I could handle the east side of the Cascades. More sun out there. Bend would work, but it's close to a straight trade from here in nearly every category I can think of but I would pay twice as much in taxes.
Montana or Idaho would be great in the summer. Winter, not so much. Southwestern Utah could work, even though they keep electing that liberal retard Romney and you have to put up with the LDS, but that only gets annoying in the small towns.
I was born in and lived in Southern California until I was 13, where it never gets hot, or cold, or humid, or buggy. Occasionally it rains and occasionally the wind blows, but that's about it. So I got imprinted with that expectation. We've been going to Tucson lately in the winter, but between Covid and an upcoming surgery, we decided to hunker down here and suffer this year. In a good year, Colorado is actually pretty nice in the winter. In a bad year, it sucks for a warm-blooded person like me. But if you're from the Upper Midwest, it's near paradise even in a bad year. So it's all about expectation. I'm hoping for a good winter.
As you can tell, I've put a lot of thought into it. My conclusion is that I need two houses, a summer house and a winter house. We've not found anything enough better than here for year-round living to justify moving. It did occur to me that I could buy a single-wide in Bumble, Texas to use as my permanent residence and then spend the whole year on vacation elsewhere depending on the season. I haven't been able to convince my wife that moving twice a year wouldn't be a PITA. I'm not sure I'm convinced, myself.