Was she cute? You know, it matters...
She was..but I am so married, I was surprised I said anything. Feels good to know that I still have it haha. And if it wasn't me at least I have the Truck that has it.
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She was..but I am so married, I was surprised I said anything. Feels good to know that I still have it haha. And if it wasn't me at least I have the Truck that has it.
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So I was having lunch at Popeyes, minding my own business, when all of a sudden I notice a woman walk through the front door that looks an awful lot like Kate Upton. She yells "who owns that Raptor in the parking lot?"
My sudden fascination with this Kate Upton look alike suddenly turned into a grave concern, and I thought to myself "if you hit my truck, I don't care how cute you are..."
Despite all the courage and bravado in my own mind, I was barely able to squeak out a "I do" and raise my hand. She marched over to my table, grabbed me by my arm and pulled me in close. Boy, the similarities with Kate Upton were even more apparent, both of them.
She got close to my ear and whispered "I want to make a baby with you, right now!"
I was shocked. This was a complete stranger! And I couldn't afford a baby. I have a new Raptor payment I thought to myself.
All I was able to respond was "my wife might have an objection to that". Great, hide behind the Mrs. Glad she wasn't here. She'd probably bust out laughing. Right before she killed Kate (I'm calling this crazy woman Kate, since the resemblance was uncanny).
So Kate was flummoxed. She was certainly not expecting that answer. Undeterred, she got closer and rubbed her considerable assets against me and whispered "do you want to have a mistress?"
And then I woke up. Come to think of it, it was Kate Upton!
My Raptor rocks.
My sudden fascination with this Kate Upton look alike suddenly turned into a grave concern, and I thought to myself "if you hit my truck, I don't care how cute you are..."
Despite all the courage and bravado in my own mind, I was barely able to squeak out a "I do" and raise my hand. She marched over to my table, grabbed me by my arm and pulled me in close. Boy, the similarities with Kate Upton were even more apparent, both of them.
She got close to my ear and whispered "I want to make a baby with you, right now!"
I was shocked. This was a complete stranger! And I couldn't afford a baby. I have a new Raptor payment I thought to myself.
All I was able to respond was "my wife might have an objection to that". Great, hide behind the Mrs. Glad she wasn't here. She'd probably bust out laughing. Right before she killed Kate (I'm calling this crazy woman Kate, since the resemblance was uncanny).
So Kate was flummoxed. She was certainly not expecting that answer. Undeterred, she got closer and rubbed her considerable assets against me and whispered "do you want to have a mistress?"
And then I woke up. Come to think of it, it was Kate Upton!
My Raptor rocks.
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So I was having lunch at Popeyes, minding my own business, when all of a sudden I notice a woman walk through the front door that looks an awful lot like Kate Upton. She yells "who owns that Raptor in the parking lot?"
My sudden fascination with this Kate Upton look alike suddenly turned into a grave concern, and I thought to myself "if you hit my truck, I don't care how cute you are..."
Despite all the courage and bravado in my own mind, I was barely able to squeak out a "I do" and raise my hand. She marched over to my table, grabbed me by my arm and pulled me in close. Boy, the similarities with Kate Upton were even more apparent, both of them.
She got close to my ear and whispered "I want to make a baby with you, right now!"
I was shocked. This was a complete stranger! And I couldn't afford a baby. I have a new Raptor payment I thought to myself.
All I was able to respond was "my wife might have an objection to that". Great, hide behind the Mrs. Glad she wasn't here. She'd probably bust out laughing. Right before she killed Kate (I'm calling this crazy woman Kate, since the resemblance was uncanny).
So Kate was flummoxed. She was certainly not expecting that answer. Undeterred, she got closer and rubbed her considerable assets against me and whispered "do you want to have a mistress?"
And then I woke up. Come to think of it, it was Kate Upton!
My Raptor rocks.
I've heard this story before....
Achtung667
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Well at least it's a good one. Haha
MIAMIRAPTA
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Roommate brought a couple girls home from the local country bar last night. Apparently one of them saw the truck in the driveway and asked who's it was. Roommate said it was mine and she responded with, "where is he? I'm staying in his bed tonight." He laughed and said you haven't even met him?! That didn't have an effect on the answer but in the end, he still didn't have the decency to wake me up. Guess the raptor makes a better wingman than he does.
But long story short, apparently the memes are true!
But long story short, apparently the memes are true!
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BearClaw
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Chain him to the bumper and drag his ass down the street
MIAMIRAPTA
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To be fair, the gf probably wouldn't have approved either
BigBOSS
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Next time he gets asked that question he is going to say it's his... lol
scarrjack
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My 7 year old son said when he becomes a Dad he wants to have my truck because it is so awesome.
