Best Raptor Compliments

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sonoma

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This morning, I was driving on the 105 West in Los Angeles area and noticed this ********* driving a white Porsche was looking at me. Our eyes met and it was like she couldn't keep her eyes off of me. Too bad I was driving my dirty ass poverty Raptor...

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Madcowranch

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Friend's of ours high school kid asked me if he could drive my Raptor for his prom in 2 weeks. They just drive from the photo area about an eighth of a mile to the high school.

I told him yes, but I will cut your balls off with a dull knife if you so much as change the mirrors. I think he got the point.

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Went down to 6th Street a couple nights ago. When I was walking back to my truck there was a group of girls standing around it so I decided to scare the shit out of them with the remote start, I succeeded.

When I got to the truck they asked if it was mine and then said it was gorgeous. They then proceeded to tell me they were all in a sorority and asked for a ride. Of course I gave them one. Along the way I saw some accidental upskirts and bewbs! They kept offering to give me cash but I just said it's my good deed of the month. Of course they didn't know about the accidental payments they gave me.

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Surprised you didn't crash the beast while being distracted with all the accidents.
 

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Had a funny one today. Went to Lowes in the f430 and ended up buying something too big to fit, guy helping me said, nice car, I said I'd be right back. Ran home got the raptor and picked the stuff up, same guy helping me said, "the Ferrari was cool, but this is way better!" Have to agree.


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BearLeeAsian

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Had a funny one today. Went to Lowes in the f430 and ended up buying something too big to fit, guy helping me said, nice car, I said I'd be right back. Ran home got the raptor and picked the stuff up, same guy helping me said, "the Ferrari was cool, but this is way better!" Have to agree.


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Lowes run with thing stop big for the Ferrari.. Had to go get the raptor. First world problems lol
 
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