Or is this a complete troll? That would be my guess.
I thought he was talking about some guy named Axel with a serious **********. I wondered if perhaps Axel was your first name. Then I realized that he didn't capitalize it so it must instead be a poorly done jump by an ice skater. Imagine my confusion when he seemed to be talking about a truck. Maybe he did a bent axel in his truck last winter and bent his axle.