I chased a kid with his own hammer after I caught him breaking the window of my car in the middle of the night while in college. He ran really, really fast. Which was probably a good thing. Still have that hammer too.
I chased a group of 'kids' in the middle of the night after I caught them trying to break into my car while at college. I was bare foot and it was COLD outside. I could keep up with the little ****** while swinging an axe every time one looked behind him. I woke up half that apartment complex yelling f-words at the top of my lungs (that was the plan). Apartment security said there wasn't another problem on that half of the complex since that night - 1 year later when I moved. LOL The thing that sticks in my mind to this day (30 years later) is, I could have axed every one of them (I pulled back on my swings - I was so close) - guess I made the right decision.
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